Instead of tagging me and 99 others, why not host a crusade we will attend

So na wetin adulthood mean be this?
why una no tell me na 😭

🔴🔵🇵🇹 Paris Saint-Germain and Benfica sign all documents for João Neves deal.

All sealed at €60m fixed fee, €10m add-ons, Renato Sanches on loan to Benfica.

João, successfully completing main part of medical tests at PSG and then set to sign his contract. 🔐

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle are close to signing 20 year old talent William Osula from Sheffield United.

Deal being sealed between clubs after initial proposal worth over £10m.

Osula already said yes to Newcastle, talks now at advanced stages between clubs as per reports.

All these ladies looking for husband, i hope say una get work sha cos no guy is ready to settle down with liability o..

na the money wey i get i don borrow una so🙃

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Crystal Palace sign Ismaïla Sarr from Marseille on €16m deal 🔴🔵🦅

𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟎! ⚡️🇸🇳

🟡⚫️ More on Karim Adeyemi. His move to Juventus can be considered currently OFF, as revealed earlier today.

Borussia Dortmund want to keep Karim and only huge proposal could change the story, while Juve never presented any formal bid.

At current conditions, it won’t happen.

If to say i know say na like this Life go be ehn, i for just dey heaven dey do my angel dey go 😔

🔴🇳🇴 Osame Sahraoui, completing medical tests and then set to sign in as new Lille player from Heerenveen.

Aïssa Mandi also joins as free agent from Villarreal on two year contract, as reported.

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Carlo Ancelotti see Vini Jr as the main favorite to win the Ballon d’Or! ✨🇧🇷

“Vinicius Jr will win the Ballon d’Or, in my opinion”, he said explaining his point of view to @obionepodcast.

“Carvajal also did so well, he won La Liga, Champions League and scored in the final, then won the Euros…”.

“But Vinicius… talented player, young, good image, won La Liga, won the Champions League scoring in the final and semi final. Don’t forget, he scored two in Munich!”.

“Jude had a fantastic season. Winning the Champions League, winning the league, and it was a big surprise. The best player of the league season in my opinion”.

“Rodri also is fantastic midfielder, he’s one of the best midfielders in the competition, and always consistent”.