A city that can make You Run Mad without knowing it - LAGOS
City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge - ABUJA
The city where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently - ILORIN
The city where You cannot come out with a Phone at Night - ONITSHA
The city where You go Blind if You look too much - OWERRI
The city where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi - IBADAN
City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted - KANO
The city where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it - ABAKALIKI
The city where Men Die several Years before their Wives - PORT-HARCOURT
A city that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit - JOS
A city that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place - CALABAR
A city that is Full of Landlady without Landlord - BENIN
( Am not the one that said it ooo🙏)
